Cats are without a doubt the most enigmatic creatures on the planet. Somehow, these fluffy little monsters worm their way into our cold, little hearts and make us adore them, feed them and play with them – all day long.
They even make you sing songs, really weird songs, like about how mean they are (and how yet despite all this, we still love them!?)
9 Reasons Why You Need a Cat in Your Life
1) You will never be alone, ever again. When you cook, when you sleep, when you sit, when you write, when you pee. There they’ll be
2) If you’re finding it difficult getting up early in the morning for the gym, well… never fear, the cat is here! (To wake you up and terrorize you)
3) Apparently, cats can reduce anxiety and stress with their purr. This is despite waking you up at 1 am doing their ‘mad-dash-down-the-hallway-routine’ that sounds eerily like an intruder and can give you a heart attack as you grab your phone to call the emergency services
4) THEY MAKE YOU LAUGH. Like when they have one of their ‘mad episodes’ and jump for that invisible ledge that no one else can see but them
5) Cats are incredibly low maintenance. Unless you have a cat, like mine, who poops all over the sides of the kitty litter box, all over the floor, the wall, the roof. So yeah, low maintenance. No worries
6) They make for great counsellors. You can talk to them about your problems and they will never judge you
7) Cats are cute little lion warriors, they will protect you from anything scary that enters the home
8) They make for great bed warmers. Don’t want one? Tough, you’re getting a “bed warmer”
9) They love you, incredibly so, despite what dog owners say. There’s nothing more heart-warming than when your cat reaches out toward you with their dainty little paw…
The Cat's Write 
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