Nine ways to cope with rejection

Rejection from agents and publishers that is, not from that guy you’ve had a crush on for years. Although, while we’re on that topic, if you’re looking for advice on how to cope withย unrequited love, public humiliationsย and silent stalemates, I’m your girl!

But let’s put all that aside, because today, it’s all about the query.

That query.

The one youย sent three months ago.

You’ve just received an email, heard the delectable ‘ping’ย of its arrival. Your heart isย racing, your breathing is hitched and your hands are sweating. Even though it’sย been forever since you submitted a query, your spidey sense is tingling andย you know exactlyย who the email is from.


Dear You,

Thank you for sending your query and first pages. Unfortunately, I’m afraid I wasn’t captivated enough to ask to see more material. But it’s a subjective business and I hope another agent will be interested.ย 

Thank you again for sending your query and I wish you the best of luck in your publishing endeavors.

Best wishes,

The agent’s name

The agent’s agency


Youย sitย in silence, processing the rejectionย and trying to come to terms with the fact thatย your hopes and dreams have been dashed,ย once again.

WTF!! Why is this happening again? Am I THAT bad a writer? How many rejections is this now? 22 or 42??

How the hell do you get over this?

1) Crying. It’s OK to cry. Find a nice couch to sit on, preferably in private, and allow yourself to wallow in your misery

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2) But don’t wallow too much, or you may justย find yourself slippingย into a hole you can’t get out of

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3)ย  Give yourself permission to letย lose, to go wild.

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4)ย Go bungee jumping or swimming with the sharks, just doย anything that will get the blood pumping and the adrenaline flowing through your veins again

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5) When you get back down to Earth, hang out with your friends. The ones that love you even though they know you spend your Saturdays in your pyjamas… watching Star Trek reruns

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6) Use that marvellous brain of yours andย imagine a future where you areย aย widely successful, prize-winningย author who is loved and adored the world over. It can happen

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7) Play some music, the inspirational kind. The kind that sets your heart on fire and gets you ready for battle

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8) Start writing again, no matter how shitty you feel. Write like you’ve neverย written before. Write something new, write 5,000 words in one hit, write the story that bleeds from your soul.ย Hold on to the museย and never let go

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9) Lastly, and most importantly, do what writers do best. Eat a shitย load of chocolate.

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52 responses to “Nine ways to cope with rejection”

  1. […] I don’t usually let myself cry (or admit to it), but on that day my body demanded I shed some tears. I think it’s healthy and normal to feel sad and it’s okay if the rejections sting. Not only that, I hope they always sting – for me and for you. To feel nothing would mean the end of hope, the end of dreaming, the end of cat gifs. […]

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  2. I was in tears over the fat cat jumping and missing the window sill! And I LOVE the chocolate. I’ve felt like this every time I get a rejection letter. Great post and great laughs! Thanks!

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    1. Hahaha me too, that’s my favourite cat GIF! You can apply it to SO MANY situations hahaha

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  3. love the humour of these very useful tips … do hope no cat was hurt in the process lol ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. Chocolate always makes things better!

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  5. Loved this post! very delightful

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  6. A little humor goes a long way. Milly’s cats and advice are worth seeing!

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  7. TheLilReader Avatar
    TheLilReader

    Awesome

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  8. Really inspiring tips. Thanks๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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  9. haha awesome tips!

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  10. PRICE-less!! OMG! I’m an instant follower! Also, think I’ll reblog this one over to my sister site, Success Inspirers World. ๐Ÿ˜†

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    1. Yay!! Thanks, I feel honoured that you’re even considering following & reblogging!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  11. So cute & positive๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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  12. Even worse than rejection letters/slips is this: absolutely no response what-so-bloody-ever.
    Your tips are the best

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    1. Hahahah oh yes!! The ‘no response’ rejection is the worst, you summed it up nicely, what-so-bloody-ever hahaha

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    CelesteMiller

    Oh man, now here’s a set of tips and disgruntled-cat feelings I can relate to! Those rejection slips are the worst, especially after months of waiting (during which you manage to convince yourself that of course they see how brilliant you are!… They’re just taking so long to answer because they’re planning out how to afford both your million-dollar advance as well as the library built in your honour, all in the same fiscal year).

    Thanks for sharing this healthy dose of how to go from well-earned wallowing, through to bucking up and pushing on ๐Ÿ™‚ not just good for a laugh, but good for the fresh rejections I’m sure will be rolling in once I get around to finishing and submitting things again ๐Ÿ˜› cheers!

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    1. I go through the same thing, the hope that this might be ‘the one’. When I started submitting my third novel (The Other Pretty One) I thought I might have a chance. I was thinking, surely my writing is better now? Surely my story telling has improved? Surely I’ll get lucky and hit the sweet spot?

      But no cigar.

      Every single damn time. Hahahah

      Good luck!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. CelesteMiller Avatar
        CelesteMiller

        Ugh, yep, every friggin’ time. I feel your pain — all this self improvement work on our craft really feels like it should be paying off by now!

        But in the meantime, this is why we have friends. And wine. And pizza.

        Cheers to that sweet spot hurrying the heck up ๐Ÿ˜€ and good luck to you too!

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    Soul Gifts

    Cats rule the universe! You do know that, don’t you ๐Ÿ™‚

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    1. I’m beginning to suspect this may be the case

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  15. Haha. Love the gifs that occupy this. No.2 was sooo funny. Thanks for the tips. I, not yet at that stage of submitting my work but will be this year so good to know.

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  16. Why on earth do we do this a to ourselves? ๐Ÿคฃ
    I so cannot wait to cheer you on from the rooftops when I see your post that says โ€˜I did it! Iโ€™m being published!โ€™
    ๐Ÿ˜ป

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    1. You too Marie!! I keep looking out for that post on your blog ๐Ÿ™‚

      I have no clue why we let ourselves go through this! Why not just be happy writing without this crazy pursuit to get published? I think writers who want to get pubished must be a combination of two parts hopeful, two parts stoic and four parts cryptically insane. Can’t explain it otherwise hahaha

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  17. I’ve never thought about going out and getting a hit of adrenaline (no bungee jumping for me, but a rollercoaster might be fun!) – that would definitely help!
    And I LOVE this line ‘Write the story that bleeds from your soul’. Fantastic.

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  18. I love the “it’s a subjective business” line that always appears in form rejections. As if they really believe that. I’m sure they are really thinking “Maybe another agent has lower standards than me, because I know good writing when I see it, which is what I am an awesome agent.” Regarding number 7, I find “Eye of the Tiger” always helps. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Yeah I really despise that line, I suppose they use it to keep the ‘crazies’ at bay. I’d love it if the industry had a multiple template system (so I could know how close I am, the ‘subjective’ excuse can mean so many things!):

      1). I think it’s amazing, but I just signed a similar novel, keep trying!
      2). It’s great but the industry isn’t crying out for a book like this
      3). It has potential but too many issues with it and I don’t have the time to tell you how to fix it OR it has potential but too many issues with it and this is how you can fix it and resubmit…
      4). Your writing/book/idea sucks. Write a new one and get back to me in 10 years

      I understand why they would never do this, but I can dream!

      When I read the ‘captivate’ line, I just immediately assumed my book was a 4.

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  19. OMG yes. Cats and writing and rejection. Three things I deal with on a daily basis in varying degrees. LOL. Thank you for this.

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  20. I read this one just for the cats, then again for the content. Both are great!

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    Jaclynne Tran

    I honestly love your gifs! I really like your post and your blog. Your writing is really light-hearted and refreshing to read! Keep it up ๐Ÿ™‚

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  22. Loved the cat videos to go along with your post!!!

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  23. Those who reject you today will rue your future success. It is they who have lost, they who failed to understand the subtlety of your prose, they who have “missed out.”

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  24. […] Nine Ways to Cope With Rejection by Millie Schmidt […]

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  25. Reblogged this on Rant and Reason and commented:
    Okay cat blogging lovers! This you have to read, see! It will cheer you up immensly, you will laugh! Promise.

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  26. Love the cat-isms. Really great way of seeing the positive side of a rejection.

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  27. Hey girl! Can you send me a list of the agents you send your work to? I too want to want to fall into a pit of despair. I would really appreciate it! girl@damngirlgetyourshittogether.com

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    1. This is embarrassing but I don’t actually have a list. I just keep track based on the emails I’ve sent (four separate folders: sent, replies, rejections, acceptances). Clearly, one of those folders is empty. I usually jump on a site, do some research, and send some emails. I gave up keeping track a while ago, lol.

      For aussie agents I use this site: https://austlitagentsassoc.com/members/

      I also stop by Writer’s Digest every now and then for agents who are building their lists: http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/guide-to-literary-agents/new-agency-alerts.

      I also use this list: http://www.manuscriptwishlist.com/find-agentseditors/agent-list/

      Sorry I couldn’t be more helpful!

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  28. Sad thing is ujntil read this post I hadn’t even thought about getting an agent. Now I feel some type of way ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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  29. Hysterically funny good advice!

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    1. thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

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  30. Milly, #6, 7, 8 are wonderful. I think I have to pass on #9 though. Keep writing. Here’s a great selection of writing motivators from great authors I happened to find when I was recalling a quote: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/writing
    Twain is one of my favorites….

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    1. But 9 is the whole point of the coping process!

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      1. way before I began writing, my coping skill in that area (#9) was Olympic-medal -category !! cheers! love this post and the GIFs are fun.

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  31. Absolutely hilarious GIFs, thanks for bringing a smile to my face!

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  32. Good stuff, Milly. The fact that you try to get published puts you so much further ahead than so many that want to be published…

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  33. Love this! So original and fun!

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  34. Who knew so many cats had manuscripts rejected?

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  35. And never forget: it’s a subjective business, so all those are opinions/taste matters, and the letter doesn’t say anything about yourself. That is your cat’s task anyway ๐Ÿ˜€

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  36. Best tips I ever saw ๐Ÿ™‚ .. Hope the crappy feeling fades away fast!

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