The nine stages of trying to write poetry

If you’re anything like me, you’ll understand deeply that the poetry struggle is real. It’s a galactic behemoth, and we but teeny, tiny atoms trying to navigate its interstellar medium:

1. You’ve read a beautiful poem that sings to your soul in such a way that you feel inspired to write your own. It was only three lines long, it can’t be that hard, can it?

confident cat

2. What the actual f— is a haiku!!??

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3. You’ve finally completed the first line, but you’re so absolutely buggered by your herculean effort that you’ve descended into a pool of infinite blackness and despair

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4. But you give it another go and just a few minutes later you’re done. And wow, your poem is AMAZING!!! Like seriously, dude, you should have been writing poems all along!!

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5. Except, your poem is just not complicated enough, so you jump over to thesaurus.comto scoop up some meandering and unnecessary adjectives

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6. But now you can’t even understand what the hell you’ve written and it’s all so confusing and a mess and you don’t know what to do and why the hell is life so damn complicated and all you want to do is eat the bloody thing

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7. You’re on the hunt for hope, so you give your poem to a friend to read, but all they can do is laugh. You secretly begin plotting their demise

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8. The next day you stare at your poem FOR HOURS AND HOURS trying to figure out how to make it a tribute to the new golden age of modern poetry and thus win the Nobel prize in literature. But you can’t, because it sucks

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9. A few years later, completely out of the blue and without any effort at all, a perfect poem magically pops up in your head. A poem so beautiful that it sings to your heart.

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114 responses to “The nine stages of trying to write poetry”

  1. Neha Sharma Avatar
    Neha Sharma

    Oh yay! I love this. The first time attempted a haiku, the whole syllable count was a mess. I could almost imagine myself in every stage described 😀 😀

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    1. Hahah I am SO GLAD I’m not the only one hahaha

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  2. Haha! So true. Why do we always get Inspo only when we’re not needing it?!?!

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  3. Hannah Avatar
    Hannah

    Love this! So funny. 🙂 I feel this way about writing my first novel. One moment I love it, and the next, I absolutely hate it. It’s such a weird feeling!

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    1. Yes this is me!! hahah

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  4. I have absolutely no interest in poetry, but I love those gifs. 😻

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    1. I’m going to have to agree with you there! Poetry has always bamboozled me lol

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  5. I love it! As a poet I get all of these. Although my poetry never seems to be “done”. I worry because every version I write of each poem seems to be slightly different… although I guess that’s kind of neat in itself, suggests that the poem takes on a new life?

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    1. I love the idea that poems, in the same manner as a character in a story, can take on a new life. Often, when I write, I feel like I don’t have any power over where the story will go, that the characters have ultimate control over their own destiny. Sometimes I’ll sit back and think, ‘what the hell is going on here?’ Every time I sit down to write, an unknown adventure awaits!

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  7. Beautiful because it’s true 🤣

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    1. Hahah yes 😂

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  8. True, true, and true. Every bit of it. 🙂

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    1. I’m so glad I’m not the only one hahah

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  10. kparsonauthor Avatar
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    Reblogged this on Knatia Parson and commented:
    Funny and true.

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    1. Thanks for the reblog!!

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  11. Oh my goodness, my dear friend jenny has got to see this. It is so cute. Yes, I will follow you, just for the fun of it.
    And thank you for sending me a ‘like’ too. Honestly.

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    1. Awesome! Let me know what Jenny thought 🙂 Is she a poet by any chance ? 🙂

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  12. So beautiful, relatable and true!!

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  13. reitumetsemoeng Avatar
    reitumetsemoeng

    This is so hysterical😂

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  14. This is great 👍

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  15. emoszn Avatar
    emoszn

    #5 is literally me,

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    1. Hahah oh good because I do this way to often!

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  16. This is soooo true!!!! Laughed my way through this post!

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    1. Awesome hahah

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    universe fireflie

    yyyaaassss!!!!!
    relatable

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    1. hahah awesome 🙂

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      1. universe fireflie Avatar
        universe fireflie

        🙂

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  19. Hahah truly hilarious but a spot on post on poetry 😂

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  20. so funny and so true! LOL!

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  21. Hilarious and yet true…writing poetry sure does take a lot out of you!

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    1. It really, really does!!

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  22. This is sooo frickin accurate. I love your GIF’s by the way, they make me smile. So, Thank you.

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    1. Hahah thanks!! 🙂 How much fun are the cat GIFs? Totally changed the way I blog LOL. On that, I’m at risk at being taken less seriously by those ‘literary types’, but I don’t mind at all, it’s so much fun 🙂

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  23. ramblingunoriginalpoetry Avatar
    ramblingunoriginalpoetry

    Just saw this whilst scrolling – so true and so funny! Fab work!

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    1. Hahahah thanks!! 🙂

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  25. This post is so true. And the GIFs just make it all the more entertaining.

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    1. I love the GIFS, honestly wouldn’t be the same without them in our lives!

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  26. I havent got the first clue how to write poetry, it is a way of writing that massively eludes me. Someday I may find myself diving in but until then, well done to you!

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    1. Oh me too! I’ve just never been able to fully grasp it either. I remember at school some people were naturals – others like me were sorely lacking in poetical talent! I never quite make it to #9 !!

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      1. They offer modules on it within my Uni course but I try to steer clear of them as I’ve not got a clue how theyre constructed haha.
        Seems a bit late for me to study it as well as I’m retaking my second year now haha

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  27. Ha! Number 8 is SO REAL. Staring at a screen (or page!) for hours…and hours…and hours…

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    1. Yep! I reckon every writer can relate to that one! And if they can’t, they probably ain’t writers!

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  28. Hahaha, love this!

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  29. I think we need to read more poetry just like we need to read more prose. It’s pouring out your emotion in a way that connects to others. Love the nine step creative process – with cat GIFs. That GIF at #9 just cracks me up.

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    1. Yes that’s very true!! I’m so glad it cracked you up, I’m not ashamed to admit I laughed A LOT while making this hahaha

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  31. Nelevolve Avatar
    Nelevolve

    Loved this. The GIF after the 7th stage really got me lol.

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    1. Hahha that’s one of my favourites 🙂

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  32. oh my gosh, thank you for the gif love. 😂
    I love poetry, and writing it, but you absolutely nailed the angst involved sometimes. – Captain Obvious (or mostly known as Vanessa (another Aussie))
    Thank you for the belly laugh!
    And thanks to the Nerdy Lion, I found your site.

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    1. Yay another Aussie! Sorry I didn’t reply to this earlier – seems I missed a fair few comments!! Good old Nerdy Lion 🙂

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      1. No probs. It’s easily done in the WP labyrinth 😀
        Plus, it was a good reminder to re read it. Thanks for the laughs, hysterical!

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  33. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaah… Sounds about right haha.

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  34. Lol I can relate, my word this post had me in stitches. I totally love those gifs

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  35. kennievevah Avatar
    kennievevah

    Just perfect

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  36. kennievevah Avatar
    kennievevah

    Really nice… Lol… Love the gifs…but then i never had such issues writing poems, it always just came to me…check out some on my blog http://www.vevahartistry.wordpress.com

    I absolutely love this though

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  37. But really though….
    The cat gifs really complimented the whole piece!

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  38. gravesport Avatar
    gravesport

    I never could get behind poetry. It is too much work for me! Even with an entire world’s worth of cats and cat related .gifs, I doubt I could power through even the first line!

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  39. Hilarious! Thank you 🙂

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  41. This is so comedic, yet true! I relate to the process…

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  42. Not only is the writing on point, but the addition of cats makes it that much better. ❤

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  43. ideaprovoker Avatar
    ideaprovoker

    I super love your writing style and humour! I enjoyed visiting your blog 😍 Write more please!

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  44. andromedaway Avatar
    andromedaway

    I love this so much!

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  47. Tayiba Saloojee Avatar
    Tayiba Saloojee

    Haha!!

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  48. I love this post so much! Each step is true, and the cat videos adds a great twist.

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    1. Thanks ☺☺ it wouldn’t be as funny with the cat gifs!!

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  49. I think just stopping on 4 would probably be best 😛

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    1. Hahah yes 😂😂

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  50. lescrive Avatar
    lescrive

    Hilarious! And accurate.

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  51. So true. lol and hilarious

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    1. I know right hahah. I’ve decided I’m NEVER going to be a poet as stage 9 never happens to me 😂

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  52. Poetry is my leukemia therapy

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  53. OMG this is so on point!!!! And the gifs are 😂

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  54. Nothing more relatable omg

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  55. So true. Love the fact that I’m not the only one who waits in anticipation for a comment from a friend but then…its like they don’t get it. So true that out of the blue a poem enters your spirit and boom awesomeness just like that. It’s a gift.

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    1. Proud_Clod Avatar
      Proud_Clod

      I live in fear that when a friend reads my poems they’ll be too polite to tell me if they’re awful. The possibility of turning into a delusional poetic x-factor contestant.

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  56. Viola Bleu Avatar
    Viola Bleu

    Hilarious and so ‘on point’ … keep writing!!!
    (Love cats, so you can include those any time you like – haha!)

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  57. Kevin Quam Avatar
    Kevin Quam

    The best part about this all is revisiting that first poem to make it not terrible and realizing that you have no idea what you were trying to write about in the first place.

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  58. Aman Thakur Avatar
    Aman Thakur

    nice…

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  59. writteningeek Avatar
    writteningeek

    …and that was NaNoWriMo for me this year. Great post!

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  60. Ahaha, so true! GIF #5 is so perfect.

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  61. These GIF’s are perfect! I definitely struggle with these when I attempt poetry.

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  62. I’m snorting now. You made me snort, people can’t take me seriously when I snort. That #5 GIF gets me every damn time. XD

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  63. This gave me a laugh, thank you!

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  64. Now that is what I call really hilarious! Well articulated though…some struggles are as true as this one! I often drop such an idea that gets wedged in so many stages. 🙂

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  65. Hahah! I love this so much!!!

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  66. on the level Avatar
    on the level

    the first 7 stages for me entail remembering that great inspirtational thought that I had and then forgot when I grabbed a pencil. The 8th is loosening the hell up. Nice post

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  67. Awesome! Thanks for sharing the gift of laughter 😀😀😀

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  68. Must be all the Dr. Seuss I read as a child, but to me, a poem must rhyme. Sitting in Nome, I wrote a poem, where I entome, my wish to be home. (Ignore the poetic munging of entomb – entome is actually a word – but a strange one. It “should” mean to inscribe words in a tome, but it actually means…)
    Here’s a challenge, write a poem using only cat picture for words…

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  69. Yesssss! this happens all the time to me, one day I spit out five really good poems, and the next day, I had nothing. 😁

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  70. Number 5… *scratches ear with paw* When thesaurus gives you some good synonyms, then take it and run. But beware of using words most people won’t understand. What is the point then?

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  71. Hasan Adan Avatar
    Hasan Adan

    I can relate to all of this 😂, the best advice I was given was to trust your voice even when you feel all kinds of emotion such fear and doubt. This was an amazing piece I really enjoyed this.

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  72. “…a beautiful poem that sings to your soul…”

    This line is great… that is exactly what happens sometimes. 🙂

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  73. I gave up writing poetry at like stage 3. If only I’d had cats to encourage me!

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  74. love this!! lovely to hear from others who appreciate the struggle :p sometimes writing poetry “flows” for me, but when I took a poetry class and had assignments, my poetry was SO BAD. Thanks for sharing about your writing process and keeping it real.

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    1. it’s like asking a comedian to “say something funny” at a party. 🙂

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  75. This is the exact reason why I’d nominated you for the Liebster award! Amazing, heartfelt writing Milly. You’re amazing.

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  76. LOL! The gifs are hilarious… And the post so true. And hilarious!

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