So on not so good authority, this is totally what your editor (and beta-reader) goes through while editing your novel for the first time. Spare a somber thought for those who do it for free.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. This first line is insanely awesome! I believe anything can happen #lovelife
Oh dear shit just got real. But spelling and grammar mistakes aside – #notbadnotbad
Hang on. This is confusing as shit #blackhole
Why the hell is the vampire still in love with this boring girl who has only just finished school? #notreallife
Still don’t get what’s happening #wtf
How many more lose ends will I find!? #oh
What?! Holy cow is that who the father is? Did not see that coming AT ALL #vader=father
Thank god that was only 65,000 words, please don’t ever write science fiction #thankf*&%
But seriously, why did you make me do it? #notforprofit
Remind me never to be an editor
#mypooreditor
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