So I was going through my old stories that I started and later ditched long, long ago, and had a chuckle at my own expense at some of the VERY silly titles I used to come up with. I thought I might share them with you! Some of them are corny, weird or just plain unoriginal.
All I can say is…
A Realm Away – a princess falls in love with a shape shifter from the magical realm
Beware the Lion – This isn’t actually about a lion
Dangerous secrets – yes, very dangerous indeed
Decloir Manor – about a manor house and its mysterious owner
Dragon Jewel – about dragons and jewels
Emerald of the Stars – The main character has green eyes and magic
Green and Gold Magic – hahahaah… ahem… hahahaha
Lost – I suppose I was running out of titles
Lost in time – a faerie and a human accidentally travel back in time
Mazob Magic – not sure where I got Mazob from?? Though funnily when you type it in to Google it keeps correcting to amazon
Monicalet – the name of one of the main characters who is a princess (but doesn’t know it)
Mystical, Magical Realm of Soonkar –worst place name ever? Changed it to ‘Sokar’ later. You know when place names pop into your head and you wonder where they came from? Well, they always come from somewhere. (Sokar is from my favourite TV show)
Red Rose Day – this one’s about guardian angels
Run away – a time travel/amnesia romance. I’m guessing it was meant to read ‘Runaway’
Shape shifter – a girl falls in love with a shape shifter from a parallel world
Stairway to the Moon – what?? I hear you say
The Faeries of Ice and Desert – hahaha
The Light City – a city filled with ‘light elves’
The Other Land – I think the ‘other’ land might be where all the magic folks live
The Pirate Ship – a fantastical sailing ship that flies among the stars in space. I hadn’t figured out the oxygen and air pressure thing. Hang on, I feel like I’ve seen this before?
The Magical Twins – wonder what this one’s about?
The Moon and the Disk – yeah, I can’t even explain this one
Underground City – yes it’s a city, under the ground
Vampire Academy – must have been going through a Twilight phase
Welcome To Moon! – what’s with all the moons Millie?
There are more… so many more… but I think that’s way past enough. I would love to hear some of your own funny story titles from when you were younger. Please share if you have any!!